spockcoded:

riddler this riddler that ENOUG?H about that guy. what about the fiddler. hes stuck on the roof

fefairytales:

fractiousrvt:

crittercrew:

The most pitiful animal I’ve ever met

saddest lump of cat to ever exist. pitifulness made incarnate. despair given form. sorrow given shape.

I’m sorry but Wrex looks like he got hit with a neopets grey paintbrush

amongusbreastfeeding:

b( . )( . )bඞ

musclemanveryregular:

chongoblog:

musclemanveryregular:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

“holy shit this blew up uhhh be sure to follow my-”

No. We don’t do that here. The only reason you know this post was made today is because Musk announced he was buying it today. You can reblog posts made ten years ago, and they will still feel evergreen.

And no matter how old a post is, I will be able to draw two cards from my deck

You know who else will be able to draw two cards from their deck?

That’s against the rules, isn’t it??????

NOT WHEN I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: MY MOM

[ID: muscle man holding up a trap card with a picture of his mom on it. /end ID]

amygdalan-arm:

I’m so glad I started saying “epic” again like I did in middle school. Sometimes things really are just epic idk what to tell u

inthetags:

Reblog and poorly explain in the tags the plot of the last movie you went to see in theaters, without actually saying the name of the movie.

melgillman:

no one asked but I’m telling you anyway

tk-sketches:

*infects your brain with malware that makes you shill my oils* it’s a reverse funnel system

nflstreet:

*fucks up my frankfurter* hold up i gotta put this on wikipedia

guooey:

me at 6 years old playing roller coaster tycoon on the family computer and purposely deleting the tracks when people got on

ajani:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

jame7t:

gunkopopfigurine:

jame7t:

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually

memewhore:

icosa:

Studies of Kate Bush (esp. from the Wuthering Heights white dress MV)

slimetony:

durbikins:

slimetony:

durbikins:

slimetony:

slimetony:

slimetony:

I have been offered ludicrous sums of money to start posting again but im doing it for free because i love it

Reconsidering now. Can someone offer me some money. Im too sad to keep doing this.

I’m not strong enough to go on. I’m so low. I just keep losing. Ooohhhhh if only someone offered me. Five hundred thousand dollars

Do you accept Neopoints?

I’m having a hard time accepting things in general

You can buy a paintbrush for your Shoryu.

I like my Shoryu just fine. Who am I to change what color he is

joannofsnark:

when you die your voice gets added to the Gangster’s Paradise choir